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It's beginning to smell a lot like Krampus

Everywhere you go

Just look in the abandoned mall, aging boomers are starting to squall

Armed with credit cards and silver smiles all aglow

It's beginning to smell a lot like Krampus

Spoiled boomers raiding every store

But the prettiest sight to see, is the birch switches that will be

Making your behind sore!

What’s that beneath the trees?

I thought hoarding was a disease

Outlined in the DSM-IV!

Screens that will talk and robots that will walk

Is the hope of Janice and Jen.

With all the screaming from videos gleaming

Mom and Dad can hardly wait for school to start again

It's beginning to smell a lot like Krampus

Everywhere you go

There's a drunk in the Grand Hotel, and one in the park as well

The sturdy kind of wino that sleeps in his own yellow snow

It's beginning to look a lot like Krampus

Soon the hell will start

And the thing that will make it rise, comes from all the stuff you buy

To fill up your empty heart

It's beginning to smell a lot like Krampus

Soon the rot will start

And the thing that will make it mold, is the greed that you all hold

Right within your rotten heart

It's beginning to look a lot like Krampus, Krampus, Krampus, Krampus, Krampus

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